Unless you have had previous success, nobody is going to believe you can pull it off until you actually do. Show, don’t tell. Telling is a waste of time.

here I sit, broken hearted

I came to shit, but only farted

Fear not, bold one; for all is not lost. Tarry awhile, and you might just squeeze out something.

some come here to sit and think

some come here to shit and stink

I come here to rub my balls and read the bullshit on the walls

Those who write on shit house walls, roll their shit in little balls

Those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of shit

I've shit in France, I've shit in Spain, but before I shit here, I'll shit in my pants